WHISKEY DRINKIN' MAN

I'm a whiskey drinkin' man
She's a wine drinkin' girl
and we take my truck all over the world
your jet black hair changes everyday
you got another tattoo and I'm stuck in my way
As the cards are dealt we gotta play our hand
And I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man

Start in LA head to New Orleans
And you won't believe the shit I have seen
So many shows to play, living day by day
She feeds me Jack Daniel's and I'm on my way
She's messed up good yeah just like me
She enables me to co-dependency
Just one of the boys if you need her to be
If you mess with her you gotta answer to me
It's a profound love between the bottle and us
Then from New Orleans it's Boston or bust
We roam from town to town just to settle our debt
I've sent my shrink to early retirement
I don't need no twelve step plan
Cause I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man
Yeah I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man

When we're back home it's free drinks at the bar
And both her arms are covered in stars
Just one look shook me up you can see
Her right shoulder says D.P.W.C.
Long Beach Harbor just treated us right
Sleep on a boat under the stars at night
Drunk on the marina strolling hand in hand
And I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man
Yeah I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man

Been crowned the whiskey king of every local bar
Barons of Beer and Lords of Rum have traveled from afar
Ducks and drunks and skunx and punks
And scallywags we rule
Heads of state, religion and wars they are the King of Fools
Glass in hand I'll rule this land
And I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man
Yeah I'll always be your whiskey drinkin' man